• What a Mannequin do ... and what a man can't ...

    Two girls talking:

    Girl 1: "Ughh ... I hate her! She's so fake. I mean, c'mon. Her stomach is so flat!"
    Girl 2: "That tan is spray on, too. And who wears a bikini to the mall?"

    Two males talking:

    Male 1: "Dude, she's untouchable. So out of your league."
    Male 2: "That chic has such a hard body. Whoa!"
    Male 1: "Get over it. That'll never happen."
    Male 2: "Never say never, yo!"

    Lesson?: Women are Hens ... Men are Dogs.